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Worthy of Heaven – 101 funny

A man appears before San Pedro’s pearly gates. “Have you ever in your special qualifications are?” San Pedro. “Well, I think one thing,” I said. “Once, Black Hills, South Dakota, was a trip to a high-testosterone bikers were threatening a young woman in a group. I directed her to leave, but they did not hear Continue Reading

How to Stay Young haha

First Throw the numbers are not important. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay him / her. Second Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull down. Third Continue to learn. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. “An idle Continue Reading

Where is God

A couple had two little boys, who are ages 8 and 10, who were too ludik. They still have problems and their parents knew that if any mischief women who were born in cities, son blame. Mother boys heard this was a clergyman in the city has been successful in taking disciplinary measures against the Continue Reading

funny Choices

Pompous minister seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. Once the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. Cowboy asked for whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The stewardess asked the minister if he would like a drink? He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be brutally raped by Continue Reading

Questing Without Worry for funny

King Arthur is preparing to go on an expedition would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all the Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin the wizard looked thoughtful, and said Continue Reading

Joe Farmer funny

A Missouri farmer got in his pickup, drove a few miles to a nearby town and knocked on the farmhouse door. A boy about 12 opened the door. “If yer paw home?” asked the farmer. “No, sir, he is not,” replied the boy. “He went to town.” “Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?” Continue Reading

july you’re a woman

A state trooper on the side of gold on a lonely road back and says. “Ma’am, there is a reason that you’re weaving all over the road?” There is another tree in front of me! ” Rear View Mirror for the officer reached through the side window, and explained. “Ma’am… that is your air freshener.” Continue Reading

best yo momma jokes

Home-made bricks, if you want to have projects that Yo mama so ugly. They beautician it took 12 hours when Yo mama so ugly… To quote! Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Damn it” is Yo mama so sock it to every finger grease, Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama Continue Reading

workplace fun games

Ways to have fun in the workplace Page yourself over the entèrfon. Do not disguise your voice. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same team. Put them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is an unknown different from you. Make up nicknames for all Continue Reading

funny kids jokes

Q. Why the scientist installs a knocker on his door? A. To Win Nobell prize ————————————————– —————————— Q. Why do not mountains get cold in the winter? A. They were snow caps. ————————————————– —————————— Q. Why did the balloon burst? A. Because it saw a lolly pop! ————————————————– —————————— Q. Why did the monster ten Continue Reading